Or I'll refund your $97 consultation fee. No questions asked.
Here's why this guarantee is easy for me to make:
I work in Tesla sales every day. I know exactly which dealer add-ons are negotiable, what fair market value looks like on any specific listing, and where buyers routinely overpay without realizing it. Buyers who come in armed with this knowledge routinely save thousands — far more than the cost of this call. That's why I can back it with a full refund.
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I'll tell you exactly what a fair price is for any specific listing — and what to offer.
Dealers bundle add-ons most buyers don't know are negotiable. I'll show you which ones to remove.
If you don't save more buying with my help than going it alone, I'll refund your $97 consultation fee. No questions asked.
100% remote — I help buyers anywhere in the US, by phone or video call.
Choose a time slot that works for you. Payment is secure via Stripe. You'll get a confirmation immediately.
Before the call, send me the link to the car you're considering — or bring multiple listings. I'll review everything in advance.
We talk by phone or video for 30 minutes. I'll tell you exactly what the car is worth, what to negotiate, and what to watch out for. You leave with a clear action plan.
No dealership visit required. I help buyers evaluate listings on CarGurus, Autotrader, Tesla's used inventory, private party — anywhere in the country.
I was about to pay $1,800 for a paint protection package I didn't ask for. Estopheles told me exactly what to say and I got it removed before I signed. Best $97 I've ever spent.
I had no idea the car I was looking at had older MCU1 hardware until Estopheles flagged it. That alone saved me from a bad deal. I found a better car two weeks later and he helped me negotiate $1,200 off the asking price.
Called Estopheles before signing on a Model S. He spotted end-of-quarter dealer pressure and told me exactly what to offer. Walked out paying significantly less than the sticker. The call paid for itself many times over.
Have a quick question about a specific listing or not sure if a consultation is right for you? Text me directly. I read every message.
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I guarantee you'll save more buying with my help than going it alone — or I'll refund your $97 consultation fee, no questions asked.
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Tell me what you want and your budget — I'll search inventory nationwide and walk you through the entire purchase.
Tell me what you want — I'll find it at the best price.